And, as a retired teacher, I would like to report most of you semiliterate millenials to the English language police! Once I’m below my cold tolerance, it’s spandex leggings, nothing over top like shorts either. I think socks can be a simple way to add some personality (mind you, I equally dislike novelty/overly bold socks). OMG. Well, they’re just not wearing them correctly. Thanks for the tip. The problem is that 90% of them are “loose fit” with massive leg holes and hanging down to the shins. I have adopted YOUR guide, and even tell my tailor on shorts (she calls them bermuda shorts – okay sure cool by me), i say “..just want to see my knees please” Great stuff. You didn’t like what you read because it doesn’t square with your baggy cargo shorts style. The girls started making out. Many years ago, when I was young, svelte, muscular and sexy, I would have paid more than $20 for shorts that looked really stylish. I find the slim and athletic cut at about 9″ and sometimes 7″ are just right. My preference is for an 8-inch inseam. I have some of their golf pants and they’re the first I pull out of the closet. You want to avoid the trapezoid silhouette – where your shorts are wider at the bottom than the top. Cargo shorts are easily the most comfortable and handy thing to wear in the summer. Get a pair of shorts my waist and inseam size and they are all well below my knees. I’d like to add one more thing. In those situations, the wallet will also go in the FlipBelt (and I flip the belt to keep everything secure). For me, a 10-inch inseam drops down to my knee or slightly above it. I tend to agree with many on here, shorts can quickly look boyish or dainty. Where did you get that interesting theory, Big John? One big disagreement. Arms / Bulge / Casual / Cute / Fit / Guys / Northern Line / Shorts / Sporty — No Comments 29 01 (4.62): Girlfriends look for ways to spice up their relationship. I kid you not, but this very morning I was sitting in my favorite local breakfast spot, when in walked some guy with shorts well above the knee. 7” would be good too, and maybe a little more mainstream (i.e. Like having some guys armpits near you face or nipples nearly exposed when he is sitting arms length from you, shorts cross the line to awkward social situations easily. REAL GUYS, listen up & loosen up (not too much; there was extreme exaggeration in the a aforementioned pics), and dress like real men, not fairies in tights…. Nobody wants to see skinny toothpick legs, they look so silly. Any suggestions? If you got well toned legs wear shorts by all means. Not only that, pleated shorts are trendy too. I found a pair of shorts that I have worn for about 6 years & as you can imagine are needing replacement. I liked what you said in the GQ myth article about how obsessed people are with bare ankles these days. You obviously have no idea what real men are. If you’re looking for decent 5″ and 7″ shorts, check out Goodthreads brand on amazon. Just what I was looking/hoping for. I have tried to cut long pants that seemingly fit, into shorts, then they look too slim. Also, how “dressy” do you consider birkenstocks to be? I also prefer the utility of shorts with extra pockets, whether or not they’re of the cargo variety. There’s a happy medium that can be struck — it doesn’t have to be short and tight, but long and baggy is doing you no favors. Therefore apparently all these lousy manufacturers of clothing don’t even bother to check how long it is from the crotch down to the bottom hem. Maybe the 2″ inseam is a bit short for some people but I’m not here to suit others fashion taste. I just started wearing shorts again this past year, As I grew more comfortable with my appearance, cycling and getting tan again, I went shorter and shorter. , I would have to disagree on shorts being tight they show the diameter of you thigh, and even so short showing a little ball sag– it ventures into the world of homo-erotic behavior. I find American Apparel has good shorts in shorter lengths. Sometimes I feel men fashion is too conventional and I say this with nothing against a nice classic blue (but well fitting) suit. For example, avoid oversized garments and tent dress that only make you look bigger. See you at brunch very soon. My anatomy knowledge and reading and comprehension skills were fried by today’s hot weather. That’s odd, most people wouldn’t consider short, slim shorts to be conservative. Do they even have pants with a 38″ waist? I did wear them out several times in the summers of 2011 and 2012,the latter time I was staying with relatives recuperating on doctor’s advice from a heart “event” I had from overdoing it and burning the candle at both ends,and they would take me out on day trips to a few places. The hip hop look I think they called it. You may think I’m a freak or something, but I personally prefer when my shorts are wider at the end and not openly showing my knees (I also like cargo pockets), not only because I feel more confortable, but also because I think more form fitting shorts with bare knees look dumb on an adult man. Another thing I noticed is the overwhelming majority of responses here seem to be from other guys. You’re not the first person to leave an unnecessarily nasty comment on this post (who knew a post about shorts could stir up so much emotion?). We are conditioned to think just a bit of exposed skin in infantilizing. Do they fit well otherwise? For clothing to be considered “short” it needs to be above the joint – below the joint is a “long”. I am on the point of buying a new pair of shorts (retired the old ones when they became threadbare). Irony is, I look and feel great in my swimming trunks, which are quite short and fitted; probably several inchs (mid-thigh) above the knee. I have quite pronounced surgery scars on one knee so I like my shorts just over my knee rather then 2 inches above. The whole skinny tight fitting men’s clothes thing is a fad that will (hopefully) pass. (Besides athletic attire – thanks to Nike) I’m not trying to look like a skater or anything but I’m wondering what your thoughts are. I mean come on…the one Yuppy is wearing a sports coat and dress shoes with shorts. They’re not bad, but they don’t look the way your shorts look on you. I’ve preferred cargo shorts because of the ease of carrying those items (safely/securely). How about the rest of us? I know this thread is old, but I laughed at the irony of several commenters misusing the word “conservative” when putting forward their, ahem, conservative opinion that men should not expose their knees or lower thighs. Plain denim shorts without any ‘character’ looks conservative and unhip. No apologies here. What should I do with them? Anyway, I like them, and jeans, loose enough to move in without undue restriction, which is often a low rise with belt instead of low hanging crotch, which can bind if the legs are too narrow. The Carhartts are great shorts, but so baggy that a slim guy like me is swimming in them. What I don’t get is, you CHOSE to red this article. Shaper Shorts and High Waisted Shaping Shorts. I should never ever post comments when I’m under those conditions. Bored enough that I read it. I’m surprised Googling 15″ inseams landed you here, actually. No wonder so many women reach for their shorts before putting on their skinny jeans or that little black dress ;) Shaper shorts are definitely something no wardrobe should be without! Thigh fat is a big pain for a lot of women – because it’s so damn stubborn! Show me one example of someone with thin legs who looks better in shorts that go several inches past their knees. Also, BTW, they measure approximately 9″ across the leg 9″ down from the crotch seam or 18-19″ in circumference. But then again, they are strictly worn at the pool, in the Haman/Sauna, and at the beach, where in all three places, anything below mid-thigh is not only unsightly, but unsanitary. They think any jeans that actually fit or have a slim cut are “women’s skinny jeans”. Google Image douchebag shorts. Only women should wear short shorts, it looks better on them. The shorts had a longer crutch then the Jeans which meant that I ended up with 3 pair of Mossimo jeans all cut to the wrong length. Want your outfits to look 10x better? I didnt mean to have the skinny emo style. You actually showed a couple of guys that appear over 40, I’m impressed. No worries at all, just wanted to clarify! In my opinion, and it is just an opinion, the hip hop look looks like kids playing dress up from dads closet. What inseem length would be about one inch above the knee in my case? They say 9″ but it kind of looks like they fit shorter in the pictures. Occasionally I’ll even ask a guy where he got his (after paying a compliment of course & rarely can get more than brand for the same reasons I’m having difficulty. I hate going to the store. I look at the pictures of you in your shorts and that is the look I want. If I had a pair of great muscular legs, I’d be a lot more willing to wear shorts that show the quads and form fitting jeans. https://c8.alamy.com/comp/BTJMTW/the-kennedys-robert-jackie-ethel-and-senator-john-f-kennedy-relaxing-BTJMTW.jpg. More crap in the pockets bulging out might not be noticeable if you’re 6 feet tall, but the same amount of stuff in the pockets of a shorter guy – I dont know but I think it is much more noticeable and detracts more. For example, if you want to slim your lower tummy and thighs, a pair of high-wasted boy shorts may work well. Never miss a post, plus grab this free guide (instant download). I’ve got them in four colors. They are very thick material and I could probably get away wearing them as leggings alone, but I don’t want the stares or comments. Just like pants, most mass-manufactured shorts will be too wide through the leg. The other guys look like their moms just droped them of at soccer practice. But these sort of shorts are trash and not for everyone. You look great! Since I’m also 5’6″, I hope you (and Brock) don’t mind me giving you my recommendation. A life changing event or three later and here’s how the pieces went back together, I wear short shorts and a t-shirt just about every day as long as it’s above freezing give or take. Why read or comment on the blog if don’t care? All of these “proper” examples of men wearing the ideal length of shorts look like a bunch of douche bags. I’m wearing my short shorts. Thanks for the FlipBelt suggestion. If you got chicken legs please do us a favor hide your legs and wear long pants. End up using three fingers to dig down in and pull out my phone or change. This makes so you are grossed out by a man exibiting his leg, because you feel entitled to only see women making such fashion statement or looking good for you, so you feel not at ease and almost assaulted if what you see belongs to a man, because you know, you are not interested, so I guess you are not supposed to see it. You know what else? You don’t need a magic wand or super powers... a great pair of shaping shorts will do!. http://www.wsj.com/articles/nice-cargo-shorts-youre-sleeping-on-the-sofa-1470082856, http://www.wsj.com/articles/what-happened-after-i-wrote-that-cargo-shorts-story-1470402723. By the way, I’m writing this with a smile. So…confirmed: “Everything else can be fixed.”. My personal opinion is shorts that are above the knees look gay & corny plus the shorts look gayer when they’re tight. So one aspect is: 1 or 2 inches above your knee? And aesthetically, because shorts already create a “break” in the leg, and socks higher than the ankles (which frankly look idiotic once they show, which they do) only add another such “break.” Particularly for men like myself who have had to resign ourselves to being a few inches shorter than we’d like, this is a non-starter. lol… Aye do you though man, just had to comment as your blog is the epitome of how to be a square white person… Point is, clothing is subjective… just like music.. Theres no “one right way” to do it, so heads like you that claim someones doing it wrong always crack me up… you live in a bubble my friend. They look like a bunch of dorks. I wear a size 4-6 dress, am 5'7"/5'8", and I wear a 28 x 33. This is just stupid! Yes, boyshort shapewear provides comfortable control for all those pesky ‘problem’ areas (you know the ones I’m talkin’ about). The 13 Best Men’s Chino Shorts (2021 Guide), The Best Breathable Fabrics to Wear During Summer, Suits for Short Men: Everything You Need to Know, Jeans for Short Men: Everything You Need to Know, https://www.pinterest.com/pin/77124212342066411/, https://www.jackthreads.com/jackthreads/shorts/the-9-chino-short/products/178630, https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d7/de/e9/d7dee9bf9f0d454513593baafcd891ff.jpg, https://i.pinimg.com/originals/52/dc/8f/52dc8f1001d32d904ddf941d4b71e91e.jpg, https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FstbDBxBwS4/WQjt8VrZL5I/AAAAAAADUPk/5C3d5QDW5HUlgZjKwSxWw3gihSwQKiv9ACEw/s1600/idris%2Belba%2Bshirtless%2Bboxer.png, https://c8.alamy.com/comp/BTJMTW/the-kennedys-robert-jackie-ethel-and-senator-john-f-kennedy-relaxing-BTJMTW.jpg, The 10 Best Fall Shoes for Men (2021 Guide). If so, cuff them (roll them up) or get them hemmed. Just make sure they’re small in scale (small dots or flowers). I wear cargo shorts and Dockers style pleated ones. It’s nice to see PROPER shorts for men again, and men who like and wear them! Definitely not “dress sandals” (if there is such a thing). Pretty much every pair of shorts I’ve ever owned looks like one of the first three no-no pictures you put up in this article Even worse, sometimes I’ve bought 3/4 length that look full length on me… ouch. Not only is that length annoying, it just doesn’t look good. It creates a bottom heavy silhouette, just like when women wear loose skirts. 7 inch shorts seem to suit me and I dont particularly care if anyone judges. Not quite as tailored or slim cut as I would like. Was it “how to wear shorts”? As a 5f6 guy, Uniqlo shorts fit just right, inexpensive too. Basketball shorts are way too baggy! “…was most certainly not looking for advice…”. I’m a big guy and have never been a fan of this style. Are you one of those FB grammar nazi’s as well I presume?? I don’t like baggy ones either,I think they tend to make a lot of people look fat or maybe that’s just the people I saw wearing them. Doing so strikes me as either an attempt to show off, which fails, or in a related motivation, anexpression of insecurity. Once I’m below my cold tolerance, it’s spandex leggings, nothing over top like shorts either. Not “gay”, but preppie. Dunno, maybe it has to do with attitudes with women, when we think instead that women have dignity, both with looser and longer or shorter and fitter clothes, we don’t longer project this on men as well, could be? Thanks for your thoughtful comment, Doctor Cox. mens short shout be just below knees, shorter than that is ugly and look ridiculous, longer than that is also not a good fit.they should fit as standard, not wide and not too tight. That means the guy in short shorts and a tank top bearing his hairy thighs and arm pits within a foot or two of my face. There are a number of FlipBelt reviews on YouTube. You forgot the most important inspirational pic. Guys are definitely getting more effeminate these days and this article clearly supports that. Contrary to your observation wearing baggy shorts only serves to accentuate the skinnyness of your legs. Not trying to hate on you but I am… you wrote a very pretentious article that is basically saying “My style is best, don’t be original, copy my style, that I copied from these guys and you will be better off”. Once we moved to the big city, I was about 10, I discovered shorts because I became a boy scout. The shorts in the pics look too short. Shorts in the 70s,80s and to some extent the 90s were certainly shorter,so that wasn’t seen as unusual by most people back then. There, the nurse started massaging her new patient who, apparently, making her hornier by the minute. The folds in pleated shorts will give the illusion of narrower thighs. The way I see it, the primary reason to wear a mini skirt is to show off your great looking thighs and, as a delightful bonus for your "prayerful" audience, everything else upstairs. Other options include Bermuda shorts like the ones shown here. Just like with swim trunks, it’s crucial that your shorts don’t go past your knees. We are conditioned to think just a bit of exposed skin in infantilizing. Sure, it takes some getting used to if you’ve been wearing baggy, oversized clothes your whole life (which was the case for me until I hit my mid-twenties and started to care). Just saying dude. Good to know! I’m about your height and 140lbs. Just wear whatever the hell you want. I agree, shorts should be above the knee at the longest. But hey, feel free to write your own guide on shorts! Firstly, that would be “semi-illiterate” and “millennials” (2 Ls and 2 Ns – talk about the pot calling the kettle black). Truth be told i find them a tad wide – i wish they tapered just a little for a slimmer fit. Shorts should NEVER go past your knees, especially if you’re a shorter man. As with clothing for short men, it was difficult finding the right size since most retail stores only stock the most popular inseam length: 10” or 11” inseam. Yep, you’re right. Is it that bad of a thing to do? Also, there is an actual science to having shorter shorts (look up the rule of thirds, and yes you can interpret it the otherway around but shorts that go past your knees look more like tacky half pants). Hi. Josh | The Kentucky Gent I think you’ve recommended them before. Being a guy with a bit of a stomach now, 40″ waist and athletically built legs and butt, my issue is sometimes finding shorts that fit my thighs and butt while fitting me in the waist. damned trolls. Required fields are marked *. We are in no mans land. I can’t find a decent work short with a cell phone pocket in a 8″ inseam. Straight dudes wear them well past the knee! If you actually had any muscles, you’d understand why real men throughout history weren’t keen on hiding them. Both black and blue Medium shorts fit so well. I landed here by complete accident while looking through google images on how a particular model short fit which had nothing to do with this dorkfest… was most certainly not looking for “advice” on how to look like a square white guy that has a limited fashion sense. Or Spartans. He has great legs and I’m so sick of seeing him and other guys in slobby gross long inseam shorts. Those morons are so afraid of being “effeminate” with fitted shorts, but little do they know that the same women they are trying to impress notice their terrible sense of style. I’d rather be a little uncomfortable and look way cool to my peers in school than to be comfortable and look like a dork and be shunned by my peers. Jeez! The FlipBelt is designed and marketed for runners so security and comfort are essential. Hi Brock. Call 1.877.728.9272 ext 4. Great article, this was my next step In achieving a better wardrobe. Trouble is the Tailor did’nt place the shorts on top of the jeans and mark accordingly but measured from the inside seam…ie….from the crutch to the bottom of shorts. It’s pretty accurate! Who, just who the F*** are you to say how cloths should be? Women’s boyshorts and thigh slimmers are the secret weapon women use in the battle against back fat and muffin tops...they don’t stand a chance! I personally prefer them not too much above the knee and with a pair of good sandals, but more power if other people prefer or can pull them off higher!. You’re entitled to your opinion, but I completely disagree that Wahlberg and Cruise “have a good look going” in those pictures. Not “this site”, maybe you slipped and meant “this commenter’s (the one you replied to) recommendations are sickeningly conservative” in his crusade against “feminine” shorts above the knee. Great quality imo for the price. Never knew if it made a difference. Just sayin’…. Or Navy SEAL’s. If you really believe what you say, then try dressing in a pair of daisy dukes and a halter top next time you go for a job interview where suit and tie would be expected. Thanks Brock! Just wanted to say thanks as well since you’ve helped me grow out of my ill-fitting clothing which seriously affected my confidence. Howdy. Sad thing when a woman can wear short shorts and nobody dare say a word but if a guy shows some skin, the world stops spinning. I guess everyone’s got their own idea or what they like and feel comfortable with,so what suited me is not necessarily for others. This new generation is becoming super feminine it’s pretty damn disturbing to say the least. I wear a FlipBelt when I run or work-out to carry my MP3 player, wallet, and keys. Ever. I like deeper pockets and a heavier weight fabric. Three years ago I wouldn’t have been caught dead in shorts. That looks so gay! Who made this 1″ or 2″ above the knee rule. What’s your feeling on Bonobos shorts? The ones that I said were inadvisable to bend over in were likes the daisy dukes that girls wear but they did at least cover my ass cheeks – just! You can also get them tapered for $15-25 and have the waist adjusted by 1-2″ either way. What are your thoughts on JackThreads shorts? I like my shorts to be about mid thigh or a little shorter. Open bust styles are available too, so you can wear it with your favorite bra. I am wondering if i can just cut my old pair of jeans slightly above the knees for the summers. Fair enough, I actually like them a little shorter (like 2-3 inches above the knee) but it’s personal preference. Tried their pants a couple years ago, and they were way too baggy on me. I can lead a horse to water, but I can’t make it drink. In any major city, you’re looking at at least $25. Nobody wants to see skinny toothpick legs, they look so silly. The trouble I have found is that being 6 foot 4 I either find shorts that are too high…like 4 inches above the knee, or too low…ie 3/4 length which I hate. I have a bunch of Stance socks – not the bold/obnoxious ones – but dark hues with a simple strike or color block pattern but I’ve been too self-conscious to wear them with shorts because nobody seems to give advice about it. To shed unwanted fat around your butt muscles, try to work in 30 minute sessions of cardio, like running or stair climbing, 3-5 days per week. Home • Blog • Resources • Contact • Advertise, Privacy Policy & Affiliate Disclosure • Terms & Conditions, Copyright © 2021 The Modest Man (Registered Trademark). 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